o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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johnblacksads:

@this whole website: please allow yourselves to say fuck instead of “frick frack” and “frickle frackle”. please I’m begging you

6 hours ago with 18481 notes

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

6 hours ago with 326945 notes

It’s still fairly weird to me but I’m also very stoked to be able to have a boy I can kiss whenever the hell I want to as often as I’d like to it’s a real blast

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My best friend had her lil baby the other day and he’s the most precious thing. I’m so proud of her. I love him so much already and I can’t wait to meet him. JUST LOOK AT THIS CUTIE!!!

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

14 hours ago with 370117 notes

fieryboobs:

he’s honestly all i want in life

14 hours ago with 461 notes

kittsune:

modificationnotmutilation:

rats-in-the-walls:

laurenentropy:

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

This is so important.  Know your elements before getting tatted.  And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.

"Tatted"

Lololololol

I would go with the term “neotrad” / neotraditional over “new school”… 

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